I need a photo-opportunity, I need a shot at redemption, don’t want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.

Taking someone to their first Forest game is like introducing your partner to a grandparent. You want humour and stories – you get racism and flatulence.

Life’s tough when you’re working twice as hard, to prove half as much.

“The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavour to be what you desire to appear.”

Everything louder than everything else – the ballad of telling it like it is.