Anatomy of a Newbie
“You’ve gotta give it a go. Norwich are never gonna win the league, but they still turn up every week. The pricks.”
Garner, McQueen, Attenborough
2016/17 is over. Let’s not call it a happy ending – simply an ending.
For all that’s gone before, and all it might mean for the future, that’s probably enough.
Tougher Than The Rest
“Whenever I see him do anything, he empties the tank. Every time. And the beautiful thing about this man is that he empties that tank for his family, he empties it for his art, he empties it for his audience, and he empties it for his country.”
Damp eyes, big thighs – remembering Stuart Pearce.
A Thousand Cuts
Is a dream a lie if it don’t come true, or is it something worse?
This Too Shall Pass
“I started a joke…”
Stan and Ollie
The cost of everything, and the value of nothing. It’s not you, Oliver – it’s us.
The Loving Feeling
An ode.
The Anniversary Waltz
Two games that didn’t matter. A march and a meeting that absolutely did.
The Bantz
Ultimate Forest vs. Ultimate Derby – a night at the BBC.
You Can Call Me, Al
I need a photo-opportunity, I need a shot at redemption, don’t want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.
Justify Your Love
Taking someone to their first Forest game is like introducing your partner to a grandparent. You want humour and stories – you get racism and flatulence.
THE LOVING FEELING 